Economy fixed!

I called the white house this morning and asked to speak with President Obama about how my economy was doing. The guy who answered the phone said he was busy with a customer in the back but he looked up my paperwork.

He said the economy was all fixed and ready to be picked up and asked if I needed a ride. Just out of curiosity I asked what was wrong with it. He said it looked like it was just a loose belt that needed adjusting and it would have been ready last Tuesday but they had to order some parts from the fed. He said it should run fine now and added "get back to work."